Thorns of Oglogoth

It has been determined that it is most beneficial to all parties that I enter the digital realm of blogging; therefore, I present to you this record of my very existance.
Magic anon status: none.
Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

yeah im working on it

working on wooing the ladies

but i dont know how

I’m afraid I can offer you no help in the wooing of anyone.

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Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

ok fine ive never touched any

but im working on it

Working on it?

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Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

you dont believe me

what the hell

how do you not believe my true story of tits

I said nothing of any disbelief, Dave.  You took it upon yourself to read into my words.

Does this stem from a false story, perhaps?

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Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

yeah

ive touched so many boobs rose you dont even know

so

soft and supple

in my hands

Of course.

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Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

nah man

i just

i love boobs

boobs are really great

yeah

totally touch them all the time

You insinuate that, despite your age, you’ve access to breasts without fail?

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Apr 26 '12

Anonymous asked:

Well if you can think of a better scenario go right ahead miss prosecution.

No, I appreciate the scenario and I can work with it.  What I implied is that I have a decent start from my side of it.

Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

awesome

we can continue to talk about why everything is dicks

though someone told me all the roses are gay

so im still trying to like

poll the very few roses i run across

I counter with a rumor I once came across detailing that each and every Strider by the name of Dave is homosexual.

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Apr 26 '12

Anonymous asked:

Hmmm how about the classic he killed his wife for the insurance money, They were fighting and all of a sudden alot of new things have appeared hes spreading his wealth around and dating again really you can make up the FINE details. I mean the episode I had watched was SUV. ...God its terrible and i hope it stays fiction.

With the advent of new dating, it seems as if he was no longer invested in his relationship with his wife.  That he’s come into money after her death and is using it liberally suggests that he did indeed commit the crime.  Even without physical evidence, the psychological affirmations are hearty enough to build a solid case upon.

Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

sweet

are you the same rose

can i still tell you about my dick dreams

I’m available around the clock for dream interpretation of the phallic kind.

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Apr 26 '12

tentacletechnicality started following you

dstrider:

tonight is a night for lalondes

sup

lemme guess youre like 20 years older than me

From the intricate description given in your sidebar, we’ll have to stick with seven.

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